She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I lost the right to judge tonight
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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