But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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