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(913): View more from Kansas

omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

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(602): View more from Arizona

So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

(480): View more from Arizona

so you punched his junk, right?

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(415): View more from California

if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(315): View more from New York

he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate

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(630): View more from Illinois

you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.

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(208): View more from Idaho

booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.

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(914): View more from New York

She's been drunk for three days now

(914): View more from New York

Like three straight days. 72 hours

(914): View more from New York

She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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(949): View more from California

We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death

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