Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice