omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death