he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
