That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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