I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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