I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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