I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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