Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.