i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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