I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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