either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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