super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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