Me too!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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