I can text with my tongue
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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