I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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