um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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