Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Randomize
