Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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