I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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