Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Randomize