high people should be assigned attendants
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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