Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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