last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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