Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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