was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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