Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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