The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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