He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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