look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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