You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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