It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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