the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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