he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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