Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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