So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i think i scared a bird with my dick
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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