Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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