I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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