VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
