What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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