If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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