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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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