David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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