If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You coming home soon, man?
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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