franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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