He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
