its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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