Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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