These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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