if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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