I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
not ubering you a puppy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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