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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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