I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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