Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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