ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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